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Trump Visits Puerto Rico – Chucks Paper Towels at Victims

Donald Trump made a regrettable trip to Puerto Rico on Tuesday, visiting the devastated island for the first time since Hurricane Maria made landfall on September 20. Instead of comforting beleaguered residents or its leaders, Trump sought adulation and self-praise … Continue reading

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Trump Provides Aid & Comfort To White Supremacists in Wake of Charlottesville

I don’t get it. This isn’t hard. The Ku Klux Klan, neo-Nazis and white nationalists hold their largest rally in decades to “take America back” in the sleepy college town of Charlottesville, VA. It could have been anywhere really, but … Continue reading

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Slow Cooked Boston Butt Pork Roast

Recently I was cruising through the grocery in the meat department and came across a sizable selection of Boston Butt pork roasts priced at $1 a pound. Being that I cook for five on a nightly basis this was right … Continue reading

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Fun Times in TrumpTown

As SE Texas continues to recover from Hurricane Harvey, TrumpTown also is getting its first true taste of turbulent weather. For seven months now our esteemed President Cheeto Benito has primarily manufactured turmoil of his own creation, like falsely claiming … Continue reading

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Top Trump Executive Sought Putin Aid on Russian Business Deal

It has become impossible not to call bullshit on Donald Trump after he and his dirty henchmen categorically denied any contact with Russian officials in any way, shape, or form – when in reality Trump was involved in a business … Continue reading

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Hurricane Harvey Sets Record for Rainfall – Swamps SE Texas

Rains continued to plague SE Texas along the Gulf Coast Tuesday, as flood waters climbed to historic levels and reservoirs overtopped, inundating neighborhoods, requiring thousands to be rescued and transported to temporary shelters. Ironically, Tuesday marked the 12th anniversary of … Continue reading

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Two Cabinet Secretaries Indicate Trump Values Un-American

As Hurricane Harvey’s Cat-4 onslaught worsened Friday across SE Texas, Trump capped a tumultuous week with three poorly conceived political maneuvers that when combined with his bungled handling of Charlottesville earned rebukes from two cabinet secretaries that the president’s values … Continue reading

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